Firestarter (2022) Movie Review by Ryan Balkwill

Genre: Mystery & Thriller, Horror, Drama, Sci-Fi

Directed by Keith Thomas

Produced by Jason Blum, Akiva Goldsman

Written by Scott Teems

Based on Firestarter by Stephen King

Starring: Zac Efron, Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Sydney Lemmon, Kurtwood Smith, John Beasley, Michael Greyeyes & Gloria Reuben.

Cinematography: Karim Hussain

Edited by Tim Alverson

Music by John Carpenter, Cody Carpenter, Daniel Davies

Production companies: Blumhouse Productions, Weed Road Pictures, BoulderLight Pictures, Angry Adam Productions

Distributed by: Universal Pictures

The plot: A couple desperately try to hide their daughter, Charlie, from a shadowy federal agency that wants to harness her unprecedented gift for turning fire into a weapon of mass destruction. Her father taught her how to defuse her power, but as Charlie turns 11, the fire becomes harder and harder to control. When a mysterious operative finally finds the family, he tries to seize Charlie once and for all — but she has other plans.

I was interested to see this movie.

Firestarter was so bad.

Pros: I feel for the father daughter dynamic of Andrew and Charlie & the music score from John and Cody Carpenter makes you feel Goosebumps.        

Cons: This film was such a bore to watch. Right around the 2nd act McGee started to become unlikely & theirs not all that much of advertisement which is a Shane. 

The Casts:

  • Zac Efron as Andrew “Andy” McGee, Charlie’s telepathic father
  • Ryan Kiera Armstrong as Charlene “Charlie” McGee, an 11-year-old troubled girl struggling with anger issues and mood swings mostly due to her pyrokinesis. She is also the daughter of Andy and Vicky McGee.
  • Sydney Lemmon as Victoria “Vicky” Tomlinson-McGee, a telekinetic, Andy’s wife and Charlie’s mother.
  • Kurtwood Smith as Dr. Joseph Wanless
  • John Beasley as Irv Manders
  • Michael Greyeyes as John Rainbird, a bounty hunter assigned by the Shop to track down Charlie.
  • Gloria Reuben as Captain Hollister, the leader of the Shop. The character is a gender-swapped version of James Hollister.

I would skip this movie.

Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Stars

Ryan Balkwill:

Resident film reviewer,

Level Best Art Cafe.

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