Borderlands Movie Review by Ryan Balkwill

This film was a mess.

Pros: I give credit to the production designs being good. Ariana Greenblatt was Good as Tiny Tina. Jack Black was hilarious as the speaking voice for claptrap and this was my 2nd experience at the cinema today.

Cons: The script dialogue was so terrible. Cate Blanchett look weird wearing that wig as Lilith. Jamie Lee Curtis’s Dr. Patricia Tannis was useless. Atlas is a forgotten villain. The action were not directed well and it’s a poor man guardians of the galaxy.  

Genre: Sci-FiActionAdventureComedy

Directed by Eli Roth

Produced by Ari Arad, Avi Arad, Erik Feig

Written by Eli Roth, Joe Crombie

Based on Borderlands; by Gearbox Software

Starring: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, Edgar Ramírez, Ariana Greenblatt, Florian Munteanu, Gina Gershon & Jamie Lee Curtis.

Cinematography: Rogier Stoffers

Edited by Evan HenkeJulian Clarke

Music by Steve Jablonsky

Production companies: Media Capital Technologies, Arad Productions, Picturestart, Gearbox Studios, 2K

Distributed by:  LionsgateLionsgate Films

The plot: Returning to her home planet Pandora, an infamous bounty hunter forms an unexpected alliance with a ragtag team of misfits. Together, they battle alien monsters and dangerous bandits to uncover one of Pandora’s most explosive secrets.

The Casts:

Additionally, Penn Jillette has a cameo in the film as a preacher overseeing a wedding, after voicing Pain in the video game Borderlands 3 (2019).

I worse skip this movie.

Rating: 1 out of 5 Stars

Ryan Balkwill:

Resident film reviewer,

Level Best Art Cafe

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